Noon also means when the sun is highest in the sky. If everyone uses the same timezone, one of these two meanings must be broken. It makes more sense to keep the definition that doesn't have an alternative name (you can always call 12:00 12:00).
> Nine to five
No? If everyone's on the same time zone, the answer to this is different everywhere.
> Nine to five
No? If everyone's on the same time zone, the answer to this is different everywhere.