I love mine. I just wish I could have a cut of the purchases from my referrals.

Badass.

Not sure I want to spend $80 though. I wonder if I can bleach the markings from an old keyboard or something.

Just get an old Model M from ebay, and remove the keycaps with characters. You do have to get an oldish one, though, the newer Model Ms don't have two keycaps.