Connecting your brain implant to the charger after it unexpectedly shut off due to lightning seems like a good way to earn a Darwin award.

If the implant is shut off for safety reasons related to electrical issues, the last thing I'd want interacting with it in any way is the charger. Hell, we can't even get Macbooks that don't fry USB devices.

> Hell, we can't even get Macbooks that don't fry USB devices.

Not sure why you'd assume the mainboard and peripheral circuit design on MacBooks would be particularly good, they seem to make the same mistakes for years on end.