Correct - it's an argument for broadening the title.
Calling out a specific language as not being something leads one to ask, "Well what is?". In this case, there is no qualifying alternative, so the title might as well be, "There is no low-level language for CPUs".
> Calling out a specific language as not being something leads one to ask, "Well what is?".
The article does basically answer this. The last section is about what it would mean to design a chip such that a low level language were possible to design for it.
It actually can't exist at all for current modern CPUs (x64/ARM/PowerPC) since they don't expose a programming interface for many of the things discussed in the article (speculative / out of order execution, register renaming, full cache control).
Yeah but it can for all sorts of microcontroller-y chips; embedded CPUs; DSPs; theoretical future CPUs that aren't trying to both act like a PDP11 and go faster every year...
correct, but that lack is not an argument for C being low level.