News at 11: Witless, soulless corporate management seduced by consulting firm. "I really liked the cool golf shirt and the free lunches," said Jerry from middle management, "but we really need to blame our failure on someone outside of the company. It didn't take long to realize consulting firm X was only interested in our money and this very cool golf shirt is still not worth the couple million dollars we spent [on consulting firm X]. I'm still trying to come to terms with the concept of a 'free market.'"