Wildly off-topic and hardly serious, but consider the problems the actress Leslie Hope must get. Imagine her stopped when driving on holiday in Britain. "How do you give your name?" asks the Bobby, and mindful of the English preference for surname first, she replies:
As I said a long time ago in a Slashdot comment answering almost the same question... don't mess with someone whose last name is Cumming and who made it through school :-)