get a suit, try to look a little older, and apply to any 'contractor' or temp position in a big company.

i will tell you. it doesn't even matter if you can read.

some 3 people show up to interviews, one get hired regardless of anything.

oh and it also doesn't matter if the contract is for some 2 or 3 months. you will be there for at least 2 years if you want to.