No, because they use the 'locally administered' prefix [1]. This is deliberate in order not to collide with real existing MAC addresses. (The original version of the post used real, Intel MAC prefixes [2] and you can look in the gist revision for that code if you prefer.)

BTW if it's really the feds you're worried about, this article probably isn't for you.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAC_address#Universal_vs._loca...

[2] https://github.com/paulfurley/www.paulfurley.com/commit/bebc...