I know this isn't really the point of the story, but if you add a pinch of bakin...

m_stone_code on March 17, 2017 | parent | context | favorite | on: False information on the internet is hiding the tr...

I know this isn't really the point of the story, but if you add a pinch of baking soda to onions you can turn them into something that's pretty similar to caramelised in a few minutes. Add a little sugar to help them along.