Language is inherently complex, there's no way to solve this in any "cleaner" way than what we already came up with. Unfortunately the best way forward is to build up what we already have and cover all the warts with wrapper functions/libraries.
Well, there is one way, we can simplify and standardize format of language. Unfortunately that requires generations of "reeducation", so it's not a viable solution in the short term - but it does seem possible that this is where languages are going in the next few centuries, as globalization, easier travel and more interrelated communities are likely to result in slow, gradual convergence to less languages as many of the current 6000+ languages cease to be used in practice.
I am always surprised when people think that the solution to "dealing with language in programming is complex" is "let's reeducate the world by changing their language" instead of "let's reeducate programmers".
The Love Hotel (U+1F3E9) is rather obvious, maybe the kiss mark (U+1F48B) as well, though the raunchiest ones (in actual use) are a bit more… discreet?: the aubergine (U+1F346) and splashing "sweat" (U+1F4A6).
I'm not sure what use that would be? U+<hex> is a normal way to designate codepoints, and I can't put the actual emoji in the comment as they're stripped on submission.
