Uh, yeah, funny, but how can they trust a quote someone could have made up? Here, let me check my IM history...

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever want those Death Star plans

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 9,000 blueprints, pictures, charts

[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

Zuck: Some Princess just submitted it.

Zuck: I don't know why.

Zuck: She "trusts me"

Zuck: Dumb fuck.