The bullshit corporate speak is astounding: "In the Windows 10 Anniversary Update, we added active hours and improved the control capabilities for our customers"

So you relinquished partial control of our computers. GOOD JOB. Maybe you shouldn't have assigned that right to yourself in the first place. Maybe just fuck off and let us decide when and if we're going to install these things. Like, how it used to work.

I would be running linux right now if I could get it to boot.