Some languages do have a "life before main", but it's not always clear that it's a good thing. I don't have a link offhand, but I think it has a bad rap because it's often used to initialize some kind of global state, with all the cons global state brings.
I remember a study of production Python servers that showed that past an "initialization period" the types of objects in variables settled down and essentially became static. It seems to me that this is a very common across many languages, and that this pattern could be exploited in a number of ways. (Compiling "dynamic" languages in the above case.)
I think it has a bad rap because it's often used to initialize some kind of global state, with all the cons global state brings.
So then what if the language didn't have global state, or only had immutable global state?
