You (possibly) don't agree with me, therefore you and the majority of men are pigs.

Nice.

You (possibly) think rhetoric should always be a cohesive proof and therefore fail at logic.

Whatever works for you.

I keep under my desk about 5 euros worth of folding stool (looks like this: http://www.amazon.com/Inch-Cushioned-Folding-Stool-Safety/dp... ). Actually better for putting feet up at a comfortable height.

I imagine that a few of those, perhaps with a printout of your post taped, might be a good investment in workplace improvement.