Best Attendees: "Obama", "Donald Trump (guest is Hillary Clinton)", "Ghandi", "Clint Eastwood"

Best Other Party Members: "Aunt Mimi and her 12 cats"

Best Song: "Never Gonna Give You Up", "Hot cross buns", "Team America World Police", "Happy Birthday"

Best Message: Lots of congratulations and nice words, "Please provide a jacuzzi for my table"