TLDR: A professional matchmaker finds their clients need to pay them because said clients are loathsome jerks who can't get a date any other way.

Next up: Most people are still shallow.

If the author makes 2.5 matches per person interviewed (in other words, at least 60% were immediate mismatches), perhaps she's in the wrong line of work in the first place.

Weird; I guess I'm in the outlying group then.