Like my girlfriends and me, we feel so betrayed that Sun bought MySQL. My best friend Sarah said that she felt like she had a real relational database situation, commits and all. Sometimes I just want to cuddle with my PHP manual, especially when I have a headache from looking at my screen so long. Maybe after I finish refactoring this program, I settle down with a nice cup of green tea, then go shopping for a USB cable and some new shoes. After a long bubble bath, I'll get back to the rest of my code.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)