"Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: the Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves Freedom Fighters."
Only you: freedom fighter, liberator
Only they: imperialists
Only you: protector
Only they: baby killers
Only you: collateral damage
I'm sure George Carlin could come up with more expensive shots… Man, I miss him.