In the future, your Internet-enabled fridge will get hijacked by Russian spammers ... if the future is 2013. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25780908

Whenever anyone says "Internet of Things", reply "unfixable Heartbleed everywhere forever."

Sysadmins will be in work until we're 100 if we want to be, cleaning up after this rubbish. Like elderly COBOL programmers, making the big bucks after retirement.