I'm not on call anymore but when I was I hated it like nothing else...especially the time I was on call for two weeks during christmas and new years. I don't know if you could use this but I started taking note of when there were calls and noticed there were days where it would be rare for a call. Those days I would relax a little, knowing that at least by statistics it would be rare to get paged.

so could someone just sit at the stop light to just annoy the other german drivers and police?

american gods