Having a good headline, as opposed to the clickbaits being popular the last 10 years or so

Not really, this has nothing to do with ICOs but Bitcoin fork drama and BCC

Be a machine :O

You can trade most pairs at EtherDelta which is a decentralised exchange on the blockchain https://etherdelta.github.io/

The reaction releasing a new software? How is this a contradiction to your statement? The old chain still exists

You know that basically LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, Reddit or Github are "crud apps" right ?

>much more than the mob rule of the Ethereum crowd.

Also known as "miner consensus", same for all crypto currencies including btc

Can you provide a solution to force all miners to run the same software forever? Exactly

Your hostile strawman/reducto-ad-absurdum is not appreciated. My criticism is a valid one, despite my mortal limitations.

Quite a bad name, considering there is already an IM client called status for Ethereum https://status.im/

Vitalik, one of the devs of Ethereum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitalik_Buterin