> subroutine calls requires implicit allocation and deallocation of stack frames. Real Programmers™ use goto and manage the stack by hand.

Could u point to an example of programmers doing this ?

sorry, I had forgotten the /sarcasm tag.

Although I guess Cheney on the MTA counts.( https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/214448.214454 )

What volcano ? The RIAA ?

I guess the photograph 'volcano' would probably be Getty.

> Does /dev/null support sharding?

Timeless.

What about blockchain ?

That would quickly get flagged by the flamewar detector.

AI? VR/AR?

Sounds similar to monday.

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