I just need one that says "get the fuck off of hackernews" every time i browse to it.

Isn't that the noprocast option?

Is that on the cloud? If so, no thanks.

I’ll take either a local LLM or a licensed therapist whose career I can ruin if they spill the beans.

It's like begging to be gaslit by data brokers and marketers

Reminds me of a simple app I made that whispers “here and now boys” like the Island through my AirPods.